Q: What do cops use to arrest pigs?
A: Ham-cuffs!
Q: What happened when Dracula first met his wife?
A: It was love at first bite!
Q: How do you make the number one disappear?
A: Add a "g" to it and its "gone" !
Q: Why do gorillas have big nostrils?
A: Because they have big fingers!
Q: What did the dentist say in court?
A: "I swear to tell the tooth, the whole tooth, and nothing but the tooth!"
Q: Can you use green, pink, and yellow in a sentence?
A: When the phone goes green green, I pink it up, and say yellow!
Q: What's an eight letter word that has only one letter in it?
A: An envelope!
~hahaha~
